Well, I've not been exactly inundated with any, so here I go instead ....
Moreno y Maloliento S. Tércolero
El Jarro Misterioso Al Farero
Uno Rumbo Vál Vula
El Hombre Ágil Dan Zarin
¡ Como No ! Al Armante
La Mujer y las Rodillas Onduladas Patty Zambo
La Criatura de la Noche ! Mel Andro
Un Trozo de la Cadena S. La Bón
El Chistoso Don Aire
Well, I hope those efforts have set you in the right direction .... and if they haven't, then just enjoy this spot of Spanish music instead , something specially selected to be as strange as those books ... it's one Ana Morgade doing an imitation of Nena Daconte singing "Disparé ... I can sing it better than her ! So, have a look ... and decide for yourself if what happens at the end is deliberate or not ...