Personally I don't think much of their instructions anyway. .... they seems to assume too much and too little. They don't bother to point out which end of the toothbrush you should hold on to for a start. What do you do if you do swallow?.. Is it a 999 job or what?... how far from "pea-sized" are you allowed to stray, and does it depend on your size?... do people with huge buck teeth need to use more, and if so, how much more? What will happen if you only brush once a day? What do they mean by "thoroughly"?
Anyway, as they luckily haven't done the Spanish version, you can do it.
You can do it seriously ,thoroughly, briefly, humourously, officiously, oddly, wrongly, misguidedly, dangerously, goofily, gloomily, misleadingly, reassuringly, prettily, off-handedly, bullet-pointedly,sexily, sergeant-majorishly .... as long as you get to use plenty of Spanisg and learn stuff from it. Yes, I know you've got 88 years, but we still need to press on, because between you and me, 88 years is bit on the optimistic side.
a lovely acoustic version of "El hombre del saco" ....
Voy a hacer en tu honor un safari botánico
y poner a secar tus semillas de plástico.
No hay dolor, no hay dolor .. ten a mano el rosario
porque ya cayó el dictador o eso dice la radio,
extendiendo el rumor de que todo es un plagio.
Puestos a pedir ..
que alguien baje y llene el saco.
Puestos a pedir ..
ya no dan a basto.
Tómalo, tómalo .. el legado es dramático.
Tengo lleno el salón de arrecifes de barro,
vendedores de shock para inviernos sabáticos.
Puestos a pedir ..
que alguien baje y llene el saco.
Puestos a pedir ..
ya no dan a basto.
Puestos a pedir ..
que alguien baje y llene el saco.
Puestos a pedir ..
ya no dan a basto.
Tómalo, tómalo ..
Tómalo, tómalo ..
Tómalo, tómalo ..
Tómalo, tómalo ..
Tómalo, tómalo ..
Tómalo, tómalo ..
Tómalo, tómalo ..
Tómalo, tómalo .. el legado es dramático.
Puestos a pedir ..
que alguien baje y llene el saco.
Puestos a pedir ..
ya no dan a basto.
Puestos a pedir ..
que alguien baje y llene el saco.
Puestos a pedir ..
ya no dan a basto.
Voy a hacer en tu honor inventarios de pánico.
OTHER BRANDS OF TOOTHPASTE ARE AVAILABLE, BUT PROBABLY LACKING SPANISH INSTRUCTIONS JUST LIKE COLGATE'S BUT IT'S OK YOU CAN WRITE YOUR OWN MUCH BETTER INSTRUCTIONS. MAYBE YOU CAN PUT A STOP TO THIS SORT OF THING!