I saw this one the other day in a supermarket and took a surreptitious picture of it. It's a whizzer of a headline, but it strained my "in-brain" Spanish vocabulary a bit, to tell you the truth! The Spanish words for "stash", Gerbil" and "graveyard" weren't available in my little bonce...well, I knew that "grave" was "tumba" . I also felt that the usual verbs I knew for " getting" or "finding" something weren't quite as dramatic as " seized". So, not much progress was made until I got home to my little "stash" of dictionaries.Also I wasn't quite sure how to structure the sentence.....
More about headlines and what you can do with them in due course.
Meanwhile, here's a fine words video for LOL's " música de ascensores "